Billboard《摇滚电台（2020）》完整中英文对照剧本

　硅谷的失业率在上升 Unemployment in the valley is rising, 越来越多的工人被取代 as more and more workers are being replaced 这个地区的仓库逐渐自动化 by automation at warehouses in the area. 你们的 XXX Your XXX. 把你的 XXX 放在任何东西上 Put your XXX on anything in any way, 而且你能赢一万美元 and you can win 10,000 bucks. 我正在尝试处理这些棘手的问题 I"m trying to deal with these serious matters, 就像我们所有人一样 九月是一个非常困难的月份 as we all are, September"s gonna be a very difficult month. 你好 伊利哈山谷 Hello, Lehigh Valley! 我们来到 960 号♥街道为你们现场直播 WTYT We"re coming to you live from the great WTYT 960 大屏幕在这里 Billboard Sitting Contest! 没想到会有这样的投票率 No one said we"d have this kind of turnout. 你成功了 老板 You made it happen, boss-man. 是的 Yes. 来吧 大家 让气氛嗨起来 Come on, people, I need some energy here. 你们激动吗 你们准备好了吗 Are you excited, are you ready? 好的 太好了 他们来了 Okay, well, here they are! 请欢迎 Please welcome... 我们的谢尔比·雷诺兹 We have Shelby Reynolds. 埃伦·斯奈德 Ellen Snyder. 乔什·理查兹

　Josh Richards. 还有克拉克·汤普森 And Clark Thompson. 我们有四位 WTYT 公告牌的优秀选手 We have four great WTYT billboard sitting contestants! 他们将住在广♥告♥牌前的帐篷里 They will live on this billboard in a tent 为了赢得一套活动房♥间和 9.6 万美元的奖金 for the chance to win a mobile home and $96,000. 好的 请参赛者 Okay, will the contestants please 向梯子走去 make their way to the ladder? 所以 利哈伊山谷 你们准备好了吗 So, Lehigh Valley, are we ready to get 伟大的 WTYT 广♥告♥牌居住比赛正在进行 the great WTYT Billboard Sitting Contest underway? 好的 选手们 开始吧 Okay, contestants, let the ascent begin. 11 10 9 8 7 12, 11, 10, nine, eight, seven... 等等 等等 Wait, wait. 这家伙好像有问题 伙计们 嗯 There seems to be a problem with Junior, folks, uh. 摇滚电台 三个月前 现在时局艰难 Times are tough right now. 城市里的每个人都在追逐美国梦 Everyone in this city is chasing the American dream, 幻想着 嘿 为什么不是我 thinking, hey, why not me? 你希望得到什么 What do you expect with only 三个新闻站坐落在艾伦镇 three news outlets in Allentown? 所有的新闻都要报导吗 All of the news to be reported? 这里有一些错误 And there"s been some debate

　关于艾伦镇的大小 as to the size of Allentown. 根据最新的人口普查报告 According to the latest census reports, 有超过 11 万 8 千人生活在我们的城市 we have over 118,000 people living in our city, 他们的平均年薪为 16282 美元 who make, on average, $16,282 per year. 现在 这和其他城市差不多 Now, that"s about as much as other cities. 你没有付水费吗 爸爸 You didn"t pay the water bill, Dad? 我得付水费了 I got to pay the water bill. 还有电费 And the electric. 好吧 Okay. 工作他妈的 Doesn"t fuckin" work. 嘿 亨利 你能过来一下吗 Hey, Henry, can you come in here for a second? 亨利 Henry? 怎么了 老板 What"s up, boss-man? 不要这样叫我了 And don"t call me that, please. 好吧 听你的 Well, you are. 你会习惯的 You"ll get used to it. 谁来管理这些 Who runs the books? 好吧 是你♥爸♥爸雇我来的 Well, your dad hired me to, 但是还没有完全让权 but never handed over the reins. 我只负责销♥售♥账目 促销活动 I just handle our sales accounts, promotions, 营销还有操作

　marketing, and operations. 就是这样 That"s it. 好吧 就是这样 Yep, that"s it. 我的意思是 没有 PNL 或其他东西 I mean, there"s no PNL, or something like that? 如果有 我从来没见过 If there is, I never saw one. 我是说 你♥爸♥爸有很多时候 I mean, there were a lot of days your dad 真的很纠结 但是他总能找到办法 really struggled, but he always found a way 让电台保持活力 to keep the station alive. 所以这里没有人知道 So there"s no one here that knows 电台的财务状况 the financial status of the station. 嗯 吉泽贝尔可能会 Hm, Jezebel might. 她在这里待的时间最长 She"s been here the longest. 嗯 你能去叫她一下吗 Well, can you go get her for a second? 她还要继续广播两个小时 She"s on air for another two hours. 我应该怎么管理电台呢 How am I supposed to run a radio station 我什么都不知道 when I don"t know anything about it? 拜托 无线电已经在你的血液里了 Come on, radio"s in your blood. 不 我对无线电业务一无所知 No, I know nothing about the radio business. 你♥爸♥爸也不懂 And neither did your dad. 他只是跟着他的身体走 而你的身体里有他的基因 He just went with his gut, and in your guts is his DNA. 听着 我不知道该怎么和你说 但是你可以的 Look, I don"t know what to say, but you can do this.

　我得想办法保住他的遗产 I got to find a way to save his legacy. 我们在座的所有人也都这样 And all of us here want that too. 我们该从哪里开始呢 Where do we start? 欢迎大家 我们今天的嘉宾是凯西·林德韦勒 Welcome, joining us today is Casey Lindeweiler. 他是 WTYT 公告牌居住比赛的创始人 He"s the creator of the WTYT Billboard Sitting Contest 以及 WTYT 电台的所有者 and the owner of the WTYT radio station. 欢迎你的到来 凯西 Welcome, Casey. 凯西 感谢你的到来 Casey, thanks for being here. 好吧 谢谢你邀请我 Yeah, thanks for having me. 可以谈谈你的经历吗 Tell me a little bit about your background first. 好吧 我从父亲那里继承了这个职位 Well, I inherited the station from my father, 他在几个月前去世了 who passed away a few months ago. 在那之前我是一名住在圣塔莫尼卡的漫画家 And before that I was a cartoonist living in Santa Monica. 你们的电台已经发生了很多变化 And your station has seen a lot of platform changes 在这些年里 不是吗 over the years, hasn"t it? 是的 我父亲喜欢与时俱进 Yeah, my father liked to move with the times. 然后现在你是一个播放另类音乐的电台 And now you"re an AM station playing alternative music. 是的 他觉得电台模式得进步 Yeah, he felt that AM programming was moving 更适应另类人群 所以他想 more towards the alternative crowd, so he thought, 你知道 坚持和他们在一起 他们是忠实粉丝 you know, stick with them, and they"re the loyal fans. 几点了

　What time is it? 三点四十五 3:45. 就是这样 Here it is. 哇 Wow. 太糟糕了 It"s really this bad. 是的 Yeah. 我不知道会这样 I had no idea. 这就是他的生活 This was his life. 这就是他想要的 It"s what he wanted. 好吧 我们去睡会儿吧 Look, let"s get some sleep, 然后想一个计划 and come up with a plan, 明天早上再来 好吗 come back at this in the morning, okay? 我睡不着 I can"t sleep. 但这个女孩需要 But this girl needs to. 好吧 谢谢你能留下来 Well, thanks for sticking around. 我很感激 I appreciate it. 没问题的 No problem. 好好睡一觉 老板 Get some sleep, boss-man. 你需要好好休息 You"re gonna need it. 别这么叫我 Don"t call me that. 他爸爸从不让我们等 His dad never made us wait.

　嘿 伙计们 Hey, guys. 这会很有趣的 This is gonna be fun. 嘿 好吧 Hey, all right. 好的 谢谢你们能来 All right, thanks for coming down, 很感谢你们能来见我 I appreciate you guys meeting with me. 我在尝试努力把一切都安排好 I"ve been trying to get everything together 自从我爸爸去世后 我手足无措 since my dad passed away, and I"m not really sure how 他经营这个地方这么长时间了 你们能想象吗 he kept this place going for as long as he did, you know? 事实上我只有两个月的存款 Basically I have about two months" savings 来维持这里 我想的是 to keep this place going, and what I"m thinking is 我们必须提高效率 来增加收入 we got to raise the rates and bring in the income. 我们得需要更好的收视率来做到这一点 Don"t we need better ratings to be able to do that? 是的 Yeah. 好吧 我的意思是 你们更专业一点 Well, I mean, you guys are the professionals, 我不会装明白 I"m not gonna pretend like I know what I"m doing here, 所以如果你们什么想法 so if you have any ideas. 听着 我们没有钱来 Look, do we even have any money for like, 搞宣传 a promotional thing? 我不确定人们是否还知道我们的存在 I"m not sure people still know we exist. 很多电视台都是这样做的 Lots of stations do it to get their brand out there. 赞助一些节目 或者

　You sponsor some shows, or... 那要花多少钱 How much would that cost? 几千块吧 A couple thousand. 是的 我们可以做个比赛 Yeah, we could do a contest. 好的 什么样的比赛 Okay, what kind of contest? 我不知道 你知道 得是一些特别的事情 I don"t know, you know, something that"s memorable. 嘿 我们还拥有那个广♥告♥牌吗 Hey, do we still own that billboard? 我不清楚 I have no idea. 等等 什么 我们有个广♥告♥牌吗 Wait, what, we own a billboard? 你不知道广♥告♥牌的事 You don"t know about the billboard? -不知道 -不 - No. - No. 妈的 这广♥告♥牌是我爸买♥♥的 Shit, my dad bought this billboard. 我们可以在上面干点什么 是的 随便什么 We built forts on it, yeah, whatever. 去看看我们是否还有广♥告♥牌 Go find out if we still own the billboard. 好的 Okay. 在罗斯罗克的停车场 It"s on the Rothrock parking lot. 没错 你说对了 老板 Yep, you got it, boss-man. 我想到了 I got it. 我们要举办一场广♥告♥牌居住比赛 We"re gonna hold a billboard sitting contest. 什么 What? 是的 三四个住在广♥告♥牌上的人 Yeah, three, four people living on a billboard.

　会赢得奖品 To win a prize. 太愚蠢了 That is the stupidest. 伙计 Dude. 这是我听过的最疯狂的想法 Craziest idea I"ve ever heard. 好吧 也许这很疯狂 但已经足够疯狂了 Okay, maybe it"s crazy, but maybe it"s crazy enough 让人们收听并保住我们的工作 to get people to tune in and save our jobs. 好的 就像电视真人秀一样 不过是在广播里 Okay, so it would be like reality TV, but on the radio. 差不多 就是这样 Exactly, something like that. 听起来很有意思 可以试试看 It"s pretty smart, that could work. 谢谢你 Thank you. 不 就这样 太完美了 好吗 No, this is it, this is perfect, okay? 它可能会改变电台的命运 It could change radio. 慢点 威尔斯 Slow down, Welles. 奥森·威尔斯 Orson Welles. 是的 我知道 Yes, I know. 总之 这将是一场后勤噩梦 Anyway, it"s gonna be a logistical nightmare. 我的意思是 一个真正的后勤方面的噩梦 I mean, a really big logistical nightmare, 但是我不知道要干什么 but I don"t have anything going on. 所以你是要加入我们 对吗 So you"re in. 我的意思是 是的 我想是这样的 I mean, yeah, I guess so. 是的 你是这个广♥告♥牌的主人

　Yep, you are the proud owner of a billboard. 是的 Yes! 我们一起干吧 We"re doing it. 好的 我们要把这个打造成全美国范围的 Okay, we"re gonna make this all-American, 鼓舞人心 而且 你知道的 inspirational, and, you know. 比如独♥立♥的 Like the fight for independence. 独♥立♥的广播 Independent radio. 当然 我想是时候把三角帽拿出来了 Sure, I guess it"s time to break out the tricorn hats. WTYT 960. 你唯一的选择 AM 摇滚电台 Your only alternative rock AM station. 谢谢你们今天的到来 Thanks for coming out today. 看到这么多笑脸真是太好了 It"s great to see so many smiling faces out there. 深深的感激所有善良的语言 I deeply appreciate all of the kind words 关于我父亲去世的事 you sent me about the passing of my father. 能得到你们社区的支持真是太好了 It"s really nice to feel the support of your community. 今天我环顾利哈伊山谷 Well, as I look around today at the Lehigh Valley, 很难不注意到 it"s hard to not notice all of 复兴正在发生 the revitalization that"s taking place. 旧磨坊被改造成旅游景点 Old mills being repurposed as tourist attractions 还有文化中心 and cultural centers. 好吧 我们 WTYT 在这里也想要 嗯 Well, we here at WTYT want to, uh,

　想要从过去的灰烬中重生 want to rise from the ashes of our past 然后浴火重生 and become a phoenix of opportunity. 女士们 先生们 我们今天来到这里 Ladies and gentlemen, we"re here today 宣布伟大的 WTYT 960 广♥告♥牌居住比赛现在开始 to announce the great WTYT 960 Billboard Sitting Contest. 这将是一个 This will be a... 一个勉强的胜利来对抗 Squeak out another victory against the... 哪四个幸运的人会住在广♥告♥牌上 Where four lucky people will live on a billboard 直到成为最后的冠军 until only one remains. 要成为一名选手 你所需要做的就是 To become a contestant, all you need to do is 在 WTYT960 网站上提交一个简介和视频 create a profile and a video on wtyt960.com, 和大多数选举一样 得票最多的人 and the most votes you get, the person with the most votes 将成为获得参赛资格 will become our contestants. 听着 我们将接受申请 Let"s see, we"ll be accepting submissions 即可生效 比赛正式开始了 starting immediately, and the contest starts 在 9 月 1 日 再次感谢大家的到来 on September 1st, so thanks again for coming. 还有什么问题吗 Are there any questions? 这只是一个吸引听众的计划吗 Is this just some scheme to drum up listeners? 听着 我们正试图拯救剩下的 Look, we"re trying to save the only remaining 利哈伊山谷的独♥立♥电台 independent radio station in Lehigh Valley, 同时创造一些 and at the same time create some 对人们来说的好机会

　great opportunities for people. 怎样的 How? 好吧 我们要公布奖品了 Well, we"re gonna be giving out prizes 给最终获胜的人 to the remaining person. 比如什么 Like what? 比如 96 万美元 Like $960 thousand. 还有一个全新的移♥动♥房♥屋 And a brand-new mobile home. 我明白了 Let me get this straight. 你们的 AM 电台 Your AM station... 另类摇滚电台 Alternative rock AM station. 你的另类摇滚 AM 电台 Your alternative rock AM station 主持一个居住在广♥告♥板的比赛 is hosting a billboard sitting contest 参加的人可以赢得移♥动♥房♥屋和 96 万美元 where people can win a mobile home and $960 thousand? 没错 That"s exactly correct, 再好不错了 I couldn"t have said it better myself. 我可以参加吗 Can I enter? 是的 当然 只要创建一个文件 Yeah, of course, just create a profile 在 wtyt960 网站上投票 on wtyt960.com and get your votes in. 为什么要举办这样的比赛 Why this sort of contest? 我们想让广播再次变得有趣起来 We want to make radio fun again. 你知道吗 You know?

　而且我们想给一些人希望 And we wanna give a couple people hope and, 你知道 这是取得成功的机会 you know, the opportunity to get ahead. 这难道不是美国梦的意义所在吗 Isn"t that what the American dream is all about, right? 好的 谢谢大家的到来 All right, thank you guys for coming out, 真的很感激 really appreciate it. 好吧 各位 你们是第一个听到的 Okay, so you heard it here first, folks. 这个电台 WTYT 960 正在播报 听众们 This station, WTYT 960, is giving you, the listeners, 这是一生难得的机会 the opportunity of a lifetime. 公众对此有何反应 And what"s the response been from the public 关于目前为止的比赛 about the contest so far? 你知道 我一直觉得 Um, well, you know, I always feel like 总会有人喜欢你做的事 you"re gonna have people who love what you do 而另一些人没有 and others that don"t, 但总的来说 这是非常积极的 but overall it"s been really positive. 这是早上的工作 This is the morning grind. 96 万美元吗 $960,000? 操 Shit. -奖金 是的 -是谁发起的 - Prize money, yeah. - Who"s doing that? -一个电台 对吗 -没错 - It"s a radio station, right? - Right. 那是什么电台 What kinda station is it? 我不知道

　Beats me. 从来没听说过 Never even heard of it. 他们是 AM 电台 They"re an AM station. 谁听过 AM 电台 Who listens to AM? 想象一下我们可以用这些奖金做什么 Imagine what we could do with that prize money. 你会怎么做 What would you do with it? 哪四个幸运的人会住在广♥告♥牌上 Where four lucky people will live on a billboard 直到最后一个胜出呢 until only one remains. 成为一名选手 你需要做的就是 To become a contestant, all you need to do 创建一个账户 is create a profile. 我为什么要那样做 Why would I do something like that? 好吧 你没听说那个比赛吗 Well, haven"t you heard about the big contest? 没有 No. 好吧 有一场比赛正在进行 Well, there"s a contest going on, 如果你是最后一个在广♥告♥牌上的人 你将赢得了一个房♥子 and if you"re the last one on the billboard, you win a home. 塔玛拉 你看今天早上的报纸了吗 Tamara, did you read the paper this morning? 怎么了 And why would I? 好吧 看来是我们所谓的竞争对手 Well, it seems our so-called competition 想出了一个愚蠢的比赛 has dreamt up a stupid contest to try and 想让我们的听众收听他们的电台 get our listeners to tune into their station. 哦 现在怎么办 Oh, now what?

　好吧 好的 Well, yeah. WTYT 那边的那些笨蛋举办了 These bozos over at WTYT are holding 一个广♥告♥牌比赛 a billboard squatting contest. 开什么玩笑 Are you kidding? 是的 他们想让四个笨蛋 Yeah, they"re trying to get four birdbrains 住在广♥告♥牌上 to live on a billboard. 你看到这个了吗 Have you seen this? 没有 但我听说了 No, but I heard about it. 让我猜猜 在我们的一个电台上 Let me guess, on one of our stations. 每个人都在谈论它 Everyone"s talking about it. 最后一次 你只提到了一些 For the last time, you only mention things 我们是有偿的 我们只做推广 we"re paid to mention, we only promote things 我们是受薪晋升的 we are paid to promote. 除非你让他停下来 否则这一切就完了 This stops now, unless you can show me 一张来自林德韦勒的支票 a check from Lindeweiler. 我的时间很宝贵的 宝贝 My air costs money, baby. 到目前为止 你最喜欢的景点是什么 What has been your favorite XXX sighting so far? 我当时想模仿一下电台播音员 I was just trying to be radio. 模仿电台播音员吗 You were trying to be radio? 我本来试着通过广播说 960 I was trying to be radio by saying 960 thousand, 你知道 就像我们的电台名字 960

　you know, like our call letters, nine six thousand. 不是 6 万美元 Not $960,000. 是的 但是正常人不明白 Yeah, but normal people don"t understand that. 我们该怎么办 What are we gonna do? 我们最好现在就辞职 这太疯狂了 We might as well just quit right now, this is insane. 嘿 我打了几个电♥话♥ Hey, I made some calls. 嘿 伙计 服务器坏了 Hey, Junior, servers are down. 我想说的是 关于比赛的消息已经传开了 Like I was gonna say, news about the contest is spreading. 我们去了费城和纽约的酒吧 We hit the Philly and the New York pubs. 这可能会破坏平衡 This may break national. 是的 那很好了 Yeah, that"s great and everything, 但是我们怎么付这笔钱呢 伙计们 but how are we gonna pay for this, you guys? 我们现在在评估 We"re in the ratings basement right now, 我们打算收费 大概 20 美元一个车位 and we"re charging, what, like 20 bucks a spot? 我们把这些加起来 怎么样 So we add that all up, and what do we get? 我们大约能收回多少钱 We get like. 我不知道 I don"t know. 大概 300 吧 Equals what, like, 300. 冷静 好吗 Chill, okay? 别着急 让我们慢慢来 Just give it some time, let"s just ride this out 看看会发生什么 and see what happens.

　所有的这些关注肯定会提高收视率 All this attention is bound to drive up ratings, 然后我们可以增加我们的收益 and then we can increase our rates. 有时候 不需要发表任何正式声明 Give it some time, don"t make any official statements, 然后坐享其成吧 and just ride the buzz. 好吧 乘势而上 Okay, riding the buzz, 这真是个绝妙的办法 that"s an absolutely great punchline. 艾贝尔 你在这里待的时间比任何人都长 Jezebel, you"ve actually been here longer than anybody. 我爸爸会怎么做 What would my dad do? 他会利用舆♥论♥ 和利用媒体 He would ride the buzz, and he would use the press 他的优势 他会忽略 to his advantage, and he would ignore 他桌上的那堆帐单 真是有其父必有其子 the pile of bills on his desk, so like father like son. 哦 我的上帝 Oh my god. 听起来这是个超级好的建议 Sounds like that"s super great advice. 所以我甚至不能和媒体讲话 So I can"t even talk to the press. 我们要怎么宣传呢 伙计们 How are we gonna promote this, you guys? 给我点建议 Give me something. 你不需要 You won"t need to. 不要在电台公布真正的奖品 Just promote the real prize on the station, 然后在比赛前一周 and a week before the contest, 向媒体更正 make a correction to the press. 啊 所以我对媒体撒谎 这真是个天才的想法

　Ah, so I lie to the press, that"s the genius idea 现在 对媒体撒谎 right now, lie to the press. 伙计 等等 等等 Dude, wait, hold on. 这不是撒谎 是媒体搞错了 It"s not lying, the press screwed up. 我们没有 We didn"t. 我会纠正它的 会好起来的 We"ll correct it, and it will be fine. 天啊 你什么都不知道吗 God, don"t you know anything? 当他们发现我们没有 When they find out that we don"t have 比如一百万美元 a million dollars, for instance, 选手们会怎么做 what are the contestants gonna do? 他们会杀了我的 They"re gonna kill me. 没人会杀你的 No one"s gonna murder you, 而且人们仍然想要参与其中 and people will still wanna be a part of this. 相信我 Trust me. 那个展位现在什么都没发生吗 Why is there nothing happening in that booth right now? 该死 Goddammit! 主持人一直不说话会让观众调台的 罗尼 Dead air kills radio, Ronny! 很抱歉 伙计们 老板需要安慰 Sorry about that, folks, boss-man needed some stroking. 浴火重生 To rise from the ashes to become a phoenix. 我想参加 I"m thinking about entering 这个广♥告♥牌比赛 that billboard contest.

　是的 我也是 Yeah, me too. 我们可以一起 We should do it together. 是啊 不过我得问问我父母 Yeah, I"ll have to ask my parents though. 你的生活真的那么糟糕吗 Is your life really that bad 你想住在广♥告♥牌上吗 that you would want to live on a billboard? 如果你想谈谈 就给电台打个电♥话♥ Call into the station if you wanna talk about it. 嘿 我能再拿这个换 10 个吗 Hey, can I trade this in for 10 more? 谢谢 Thanks. 女士们和先生们 先生们 我们今天在这里 Ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen, we"re here today 宣布伟大的 WTYT 960 广♥告♥牌居住比赛 to announce the great WTYT 960 Billboard Sitting Contest. 6 万美元 嗯 这是一场比赛 960 thousand dollars, uh, this is a contest, 这是一场比赛 嗯 嗯 好的 this is a contest, uh, uh, great. 我能进去吗 我能进去吗 Can I enter, can I enter? 我能进去吗 我能进去吗 我能进去吗 我能进去吗 Can I enter, can I enter, can I enter, can I enter? 到底谁会拥有这份幸运入选 Who on God"s green earth would enter 广♥告♥牌居住比赛 a billboard sitting contest? 这就是我要做的 That"s what I"d do. 我希望出现在那块广♥告♥牌上我会赢得比赛 I can be on that billboard, an I will win that contest. 没有人能打败我 There"s no one out there that will beat me. 我保证你不会失望 I guarantee you won"t be disappointed, 因为这就是我

　"cause hey, that"s what I am. 我一定是比赛的获胜者 I am a contest winner. 嗨 我是艾米丽 Hey, I"m Emily. 我真的很想成为一名住在广♥告♥牌上的选手 I really want to be a billboard sitting contestant 只是因为我喜欢现实 哦 太糟糕了 just simply because I love reality, oh, that was bad. 这就是我应该出现在广♥告♥牌上的原因 This is the reason why I should be on the billboard. 首先 我是职业保姆 First of all, I"m a pro sitter. 现在 你不会有这么小巧的身材 Now, you don"t get this petite figure 可以坐着 by not being able to sit. 另外 我是一个生存主义者 Plus, I"m a survivalist. 听着 我想上那个广♥告♥牌 Listen, I wanna be on that billboard. 意思是 你总是那么引人注目 I mean, you always get all the attention. 另外 你知道我喜欢比赛 Besides, you know contests are my thing. 而且如果时间长了 我就打算休假 And if it runs longer, then I"ll just take a sabbatical. 那真是太不可思议了 It"s gonna be absolutely incredible. 我想让你们选我参加居住广♥告♥牌比赛 I want you to pick me for the billboard sitting contest. 我会不惜一切代价赢得胜利 I wanna do whatever it takes to win. 我会喝自己的尿 I"ll drink my own urine. 没错 我要喝尿 That"s right, I"ll drink pee. 从杯子里 从我手里 我不在乎 Out of a cup, out of my hand, I don"t care. 我想人们会投我的 I think people would vote for me,

　因为我很疯狂 "cause I"m just a little bit crazier than 世界上其他地方 都很有趣 对吧 the rest of the world, so that"s entertaining, right? 而且 我真的是个好选手 Also, I"m a really good sitter. 在高中 我被选为最有可能 In high school, I was voted most likely 在荒岛上独自生活的人 to entertain herself on a deserted island, 这是一个真实的故事 and that"s a true story. 把票投给小乔什·理查兹 Vote for Josh Richards Jr. 乔希 或者别的什么人上 Josh, or however it"s gonna come up there. 因为你们得帮我 Because you got to help me. 你们是我的希望 You"re my only hope. 你们都他妈知道我能做到 对吧 And you all know that I can claim that shit, right? 所以我想让你做的是 So what I want you to do... 克拉克 Clark! 什么 What? 你在我房♥间里干什么 What are you doing in my room again? 我只是 能不能给我点私人空间 I was just, can I just get some privacy please? 你认为那个很有趣 不是吗 I think it"ll be fun, don"t you think? 整个山谷都沸腾了 There"s been a lot of excitement throughout the valley 当地一家广播电台即将宣布 as a local radio station is about to announce 在他们的广♥告♥牌居住比赛前四名的选手 the four contestants in their billboard sitting contest. 第十三新闻台记者帕特·史蒂文斯在伦敦报道

　News 13"s Pat Stevens is live in Allentown 电台外面 outside the station. 我在 WTYT 960 办公室外 I"m here outside the WTYT 960 offices, 整个山谷的喧哗声震耳欲聋 and the buzz throughout the valley has been deafening. 数百人在这里等着看 Hundreds of people here waiting to see if 他们能很幸运的成为参赛选手 they"re lucky enough to become a contestant 居住在广♥告♥牌上并获得胜利 to live on the billboard and to win 9.6 万美元 还有一个活动房♥屋 $96,000 and a mobile home. 我以为是 96 万美元的奖金 I thought it was a $960,000 prize. 电视台女发言人亨利·拉玛纠正我说 Station spokeswoman Henry Lamarr corrected me, 之前的报道有一些误会 saying there was a bit of confusion and that 电视台老板凯西·林德维勒试图 station owner Casey Lindeweiler was trying to 引起更多的人注意 因此把奖金 sound more radio by saying that the prize 说成是 96 万美元 was 960 thousand dollars. 谁留在广♥告♥牌上时间最长谁就获得 The prize for whoever stays on the billboard 9.6 万美元 还有移♥动♥住房♥ the longest is $96,000, and tmobile home. 这四个人将出现在 960 广♥告♥牌 The four people who will be in the WTYT 960 广♥告♥牌大赛将于 9 月 1 日开始 Billboard Sitting Contest starting on September 1st 在罗斯罗克汽车公♥司♥的展区 in the Rothrock Motor Sales lot are, 来自德克萨斯州福尼的谢尔比·雷诺兹 from Forney, Texas, Shelby Reynolds. 库克镇 宾夕法尼亚州本地人小乔什·理查德 Cookstown, Pennsylvania native Josh Richards Jr.

　不要把鸡蛋扔的到处都是 Stop spritzing the eggs. 新泽西州莫里斯敦的克拉克·汤普森 From Morristown, New Jersey, Clark Thompson. 还有一位来自德拉瓦河下游的女士 And a lady from down the Delaware 来自巴克斯郡的艾伦·斯奈德 in Bucks County, Ellen Snyder. 这是你们的四个广♥告♥牌代理人 These are your four billboard sitters. 恭喜你们 Congratulations to you all, 我们都很期待接下来会发生什么 we"re all excited to see what happens. 市长 Mayor. 嗨 帕蒂 Hi, Patti. 我能为你做什么 What can I do for ya? 你真的要让 WTYT 比赛继续进行吗 Are you really gonna let WTYT have 这栋小建筑没有分区许可证 this little building sit without a zoning permit? 这甚至没有林德韦勒的记录 There"s not even a record of Lindeweiler 甚至申请这个职位 even applying for this. 只是一场小小的比赛 It"s just a little contest. 是啊 好吧 他犯法了 Yeah, well, he"s breaking the law. 你看 Here. 你很容易就会有竞争对手 And it would be so easy to have your competitor 所有的电台直到十一月份 on all of our stations leading up to November. 所以我建议 如果你想连任 就去调查一下 So I suggest if you want to get reelected, look into it. 到目前为止进展如何

　And how"s it going so far? 告诉我们最新情况 Give us a little status update. 是啊 好吧 我们 9 月 1 日就开始了 Yeah, well, we started on September 1st 有四个选手 with four contestants. 看起来好像初中毕业了 It seems that Junior"s in 有点麻烦 如果你愿意的话 a bit of a pickle, if you will. 嘿 大家 Hey, everybody! 喔 Woo! 嘿 谢谢你们站出来支持我们 Hey, thanks for coming out and supporting us. 我们真的很感激 We really appreciate it. 好吧 我现在得到了一个奇怪的消息 Well, I got some strange news right now. 是我没有得到这次比赛的许可 Turns out I neglected to get a permit for this contest. 我的意思是 谁会知道你必须得到许可 I mean, who woulda known that you had to get a permit 让人们住在私有财产上 to get people to live on private property? 我觉得这很疯狂 It seems crazy to me. 不管怎样 我都要说去他妈的 Anyway, I"m gonna say screw "em. 让他们罚我们吧 Let "em fine us! 好 让我们开始吧 Yeah, let"s get this thing started! 好了 哇 All right, woo! 好的 谢谢你 伙计 All right, thank you, Junior. 这就是保持独♥立♥精神的方法 That"s the way to keep that independent spirit alive.

　和那个想要压制你的人战斗 Fight the man who"s trying to keep you down. 我为你骄傲 孩子 真的为你骄傲 I"m proud of you, boy, real proud of you. 所以 嗯 该干什么了 So uh, where was I? 七 Seven! 好的 That"s right. 七 六 五 四 三 二 一 Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! 好了 伙计们 There you go, folks! 正式的开始了 This is officially the beginning of the 伟大的 WTYT 广♥告♥牌居住比赛 Great WTYT Billboard Sitting Competition. 谁将赢得移♥动♥住房♥和 9.6 万美元 Who will win the mobile home and $96,000? 好吧 你们就等着瞧吧 Well, you"re just gonna have to tune in to find out. 哇 Woo, XXX! 嘿 嘿 别这样 Hey, hey, come on. 我把裤子脱了 穿好你的裤子 伙计 Put your pants back on, man. 这太愚蠢了 That"s a dickhead move. 不 你生气只是因为你没有想到 No, youz just mad "cause you didn"t think of it. 谢谢你 伙计 谢谢 Thanks, guys, thank you. 谢谢你 Thank you. 你知道这刚是个开始 对吧 You know this is just the beginning, right? 是的 我们得继续下去 开什么玩笑 Yeah, we got to keep this up now, you kidding me?

　是的 我想我们这里没有浴室 Yeah, I don"t think we got a bathroom up here. 我真的得走了 I really got to go. 真的吗 For real? 是的 我今天早上喝了太多咖啡 Yeah, I had too much coffee this morning. 凯西先生还在吗 Is Mr. Casey still here? 林德维勒先生 我们怎么能在这里丢个东西 Mr. Lindeweiler, how"s we supposed to drop a deuce up here 我们连厕所都没有 if we ain"t got a toilet? 嘿 不 我们今天下午就准备 Yeah, no, we"re gonna bring it up this afternoon. 嘿 你没带厕所 开什么玩笑 Hey, you didn"t bring the toilets, are you kidding me? 你等等 我给你去拿一个 You know what, I"m gonna go grab one right now, 我马上回来 好吗 I"ll be right back, okay? 看 快点 伙计 Look, make it quick, man! 好吧 All right. 分区的工作做得很好 Nice work on the zoning thing. 我给他们一周时间 I give "em a week. 穷♥人♥都在这里 The pooper"s here. 太好了 太棒了 Great, that"s awesome. 嘿 嗯 你没事吧 Hey, uh, are you cool? 是的 没事 Yeah, yeah. 好的 Okay. 谢谢

　Thanks. 我走了 I‘m headed out. 请慢用 There you go. 谢谢 Thanks. 这一切发生的时候 我心情很不好 When this all happened, I was in a bad way. 我失业了 杰瑞也失业了 I lost my job, Jerry lost his. 我们住在 74 年的卡迪拉克戴维尔 We was living out of my "74 Cadillac DeVille. 然后他们来接埃米 Then they came to get Emmy. 嘿 伙计 Hey, guys. 林德韦勒先生 Mr. Lindeweiler! 嘿 叫我凯西 好吗 Hey, call me Casey, please. 凯西先生 先生 我们什么时候吃饭 Mr. Casey, sir, when do we"s eat? 好吧 送披萨的人每天 11 点来 Well, the pizza guy comes about 11 o"clock every day. 什么 你没带食物来吗 What, you didn"t bring any food up with ya? 没有 嗯 No, um. 没有 No. 对不起 伙计 我没有给你们带任何东西 I"m sorry, man, I didn"t bring anything for you. 不 规则就是规则 No, rules is rules. 这是一场比赛 This is a contest. 你们不跟他分享食物吗 You guys aren"t gonna share your food with him? 这是一场比赛 伙计 It"s a competition, man.

　好吧 好的 睡吧 乔希 All right, well, get some sleep, Josh. 早上有披萨 好吗 There"ll be pizza in the morning, all right? 嗯 Hmm. 太好了 It"s really good. 不过 我不认为我能完成这一切 I don"t think I can finish it all, though. 献给我的爱子 爱你的父亲 J 凯特来了 DJ Kat coming at ya. 你看到广♥告♥牌上画的谁了吗 Did you see who made it up on the billboard? 还有比这更可悲的失败者吗 Can there be a more pathetic band of losers? 他们在想什么 What are they thinking? 谁会去听那个烂节目 Who"s gonna tune in to listen to that shitshow? 祝你们好运 所谓的竞争 Good luck, so-called competition. 很高兴认识你 Nice knowing ya. 有一个饥饿的艺术家 一个梦想家 一个乡下人 Having a starving artist, a wannabe, a hick, 还有一个中风患者呆在广♥告♥牌上 and a stroke victim up on a billboard? 想象一下在那里进行的激动人心的对话 Imagine the stimulating conversation to be had there. 干得好 Great work. 这里有两位女士 你个垃圾 You got two ladies here, you piece of garbage, 然后你去做了那样的事 and you go and did a thing like that. 那家伙走了 The dude"s gone. 微笑 Smile.

　向下看 Look down. 你看比赛了吗 So have you been watching the contest? 没有 什么比赛 No, what contest? 这个比赛 你看一看 This contest, take a look. 别动 Just hangin". 那是什么 What is this? 嘿 你有钱帮我弄点吃的吗 Hey, youz got a couple bucks to get me some food? 我他妈饿死了 I"m frickin" starving. 我知道我忘了什么 I knew I was forgetting something. 我只剩下两块钱了 I only got two bucks left, 我想用它给埃米买♥♥个冰淇淋 I was gonna buy Emmy an ice cream with it. 那你应该给她买♥♥个冰淇淋 You should get her an ice cream then, 我会没事的 I"ll be all right. 我在 WTYT 广&arts;告♥牌居住比赛现场 I"m here live at the WTYT Billboard Sitting Contest, 看看那些成功的选手 checking in on contestants who have made it 整整一个星期呆在广♥告♥牌上 one full week sitting on the billboard. 这对电视台老板来说是一场风暴 This has been a firestorm for station owner 凯西·林德维勒 他现在和呆我在一起 Casey Lindeweiler, who is here with me now. 凯西 这一个星期的感觉是什么 Casey, so how"s it feel to have one full week down? 好吧 感觉很好 你知道吗 Well, it feels great, you know? 我们觉得我们得到了...